Mr. President Shows Off His Impressive Collection of Pokemon
“I have the best Pokémon card collection. It’s YUGH. No one has a bigger collection than me,” were the words Mr. President spoke as he showed his reporters his collection of rare Pokemon cards.
“My Pokémon cards are the best. YUUUGH. My cards are the greatest cards, everyone loves them, listen to me, we’re gonna have Charizards, we’re gonna have Zapdos, we are gonna make pokemon GREAT AGAIN!”
“When asked what his next step was toward his beloved card collection and game he exclaimed, “We’re gonna catch them all and send them back to wherever they came from!”